Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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