ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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