i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it glows. i had to have it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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