I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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