it was like eating out sand paper
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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