so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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