Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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