party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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