I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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