he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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