Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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