well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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