hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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