I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You are the jesus of drinking
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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