If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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