Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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