rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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