When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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