so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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