you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
its liver damage thursday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
