if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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