Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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