Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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