just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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