if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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