Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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