I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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