I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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