some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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