yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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