we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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