thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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