If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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