you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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