Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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