When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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