I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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