Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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