You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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