How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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