Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You ruined the universe
Randomize
