I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm too high and old for this...
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