Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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