Jerry, you need to find god
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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