I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He passed out mid-signature
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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