I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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