You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Text me some of your sweat
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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