im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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