He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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