Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
