At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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