Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You did what with his pubic hair?
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