that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
