Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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